Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Why do elephants have flat feet?

One of our teens unearthed a 1o1 Elephant Jokes book from our church's quagmire of a library. They are so bad (the jokes, not the teens!) that you can't help but laugh. Here's a sampling.


What do elephants have that no other animal has?
Baby Elephants!

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To put out forest fires!

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To put out burning ducks!

Why does an elephant never forget?
What's he got to remember?!

Why do elephants drink?
They want to forget.

How do you make an elephant float?
Two scoops of ice cream, soda, and some elephant!

6 comments:

flacie said...

Veritas Press: http://www.veritaspress.com/store/home.asp
I will try to bring the materials for church.

Re baptism and Lord's supper:http://www.canonpress.org/shop/item.asp?itemid=378&catid= and http://www.amazon.com/Given-You-Reclaiming-Calvins-Doctrine/dp/087552186X ;-)

Josh said...

Thanks for the links, Katherine.

Have you read GIVEN FOR YOU by Sproul and Matthison? I've thought of teaching a whole Sunday School quarter just on the ordinances/sacraments of baptism and Lord's Supper. If you guys own the book, I'd like to borrow it sometime.
Thanks.

flacie said...

No, although I checked it out of interlibrary loan. I very much want to read it.

"I've thought of teaching a whole Sunday School quarter just on the ordinances/sacraments of baptism and Lord's Supper." That would be splendid! I'd love to go to it!

flacie said...

"our church's quagmire of a library."
And the choir said, "Amen!" Preach it, Pastor! :-)

Josh said...

Katherine,
What are your top choices for college that you and your parents have narrowed down so far?

flacie said...

We're still narrowing it. :-)