One of our teens unearthed a 1o1 Elephant Jokes book from our church's quagmire of a library. They are so bad (the jokes, not the teens!) that you can't help but laugh. Here's a sampling.
What do elephants have that no other animal has?
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To put out forest fires!
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To put out burning ducks!
Why does an elephant never forget?
What's he got to remember?!
Why do elephants drink?
They want to forget.
How do you make an elephant float?
Two scoops of ice cream, soda, and some elephant!